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Number: 253 Submitted on: 2010-02-22
Boss lies to the manager about when projects will be completed, then yells at us for not doing them ontime. If deadline has not come up yet, how can we be late? Then boss hides out in the field all day, while we are forced to meet accelerated deadlines. What an a-hole.


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Number: 252 Submitted on: 2010-02-22
Boss writes reports and then yells at us because we didn't tell him the information had changed. Why not show us the report so we can tell you if it is correct? Or how about just report the information correctly, instead of lying about it?


Number: 216 Submitted on: 2010-02-02
my boss doesnt know what he wants..he is rude and mean and makes me sick..he compliants a lot, changes priporities and deadlines without telling you, provide no guidelines,gives no pay increases, yells and curses, overwork the staff, lies...and very mean


Number: 213 Submitted on: 2010-01-29
My boss is the bomb. He is a total pimp. I am the boss.


Number: 160 Submitted on: 2010-01-19
I haven't been paid in three months but, when we discuss their plan for repaying the debt and it gets heated, I'm told to not take it "personally, it's just business."


Number: 159 Submitted on: 2010-01-18
My manager also stops paying her staff overtime but gives all the managers a free bottle of wine for helping out on major functions. But Karma took some revenge. She stopped recruiting to save £96k on her budget but the company took it off her because they thought she didnt need it. Ha!!


Number: 158 Submitted on: 2010-01-18
My manager fakes all her finances and stock takes, fakes the attendance reports for work and left the business with a £5000 stock deficit and got her job back. She admitted to shagging on every piece of furniture in the building. Slut


Number: 153 Submitted on: 2010-01-07
My boss thinks single people should take all the 'bad' shifts and work harder, so the married people have more time with spouses and kids. Discrimination! He also thinks females don't work as hard as men, when often we're pushing it twice as hard in order to dispel that myth. No relativity!


Number: 152 Submitted on: 2010-01-02
My Boss is just so cheap, He is making us move offices thats like the size of 1 room with a wall in the middle of it, He hasn't paid me since I started working there. And he messed around with our christmas holidays. God I hate him.


Number: 150 Submitted on: 2009-12-29
This idiot commitee comes out of nowhere and tells me to design a 60-page magazine from scratch to final draft in under 12 hours. Then they proceed to bitch upon completion that my layout is sloppy and unprofessional, as if they can pull it off themselves.


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