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Number: 400 Submitted on: 2010-08-12
my boss likes to steal my ideas...then shove them down my throat as if they are his...yay work


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Number: 398 Submitted on: 2010-08-11
My ex Boss was a psychotic, sexist pig who was doing the dirty with a cleaning lady in a local shopping centre on company time. Biggest regret was not reporting him to the moron who ran that sorry excuse for a business. I made redundant days before I was due a pay rise, what a coincidence.


Number: 371 Submitted on: 2010-07-12
Boss is female and curses everyone after phone calls. Screams that they are all c**ts and c*******ers. Says everyone is dumb, but then says "I am so SMART, look what I figured out". Promoted directly to manager from Reception. Has no experience. Threatened to murder a mgr's wife, he ?? her pay rate.


Number: 370 Submitted on: 2010-07-12
My boss is a narcissist. She has a favorite the one employee who is just like her. They hole up in her office whispering & giggling about the rest of us. Complaints about her & her BFF have gone all the way to the CEO with nothing ever done. She calls me "old" and "lazy" but says I do a great job.


Number: 270 Submitted on: 2010-04-12
my boss is gay, seriously! he tried 2 kiss another worker after a meeting!


Number: 269 Submitted on: 2010-04-12
My boss and I flew to meet some clients. When we arrived the head of the department came down to the waiting room to tell us that the contact person we'd been communicating with died during the night. And my boss said, ‘Well, who’s her replacement? We flew up here and expect to present to someone."


Number: 257 Submitted on: 2010-03-26
I am asked to look into a small problem that just became annoying to the boss (via his boss). I look into it, I see it is one thread in a big tangle and offer a systemic approach to take care of "the real issue" and I am told that he didn't ask me to solve world hunger.

Bring a shovel...



Number: 256 Submitted on: 2010-03-23
My boss asked me if I had an international passport??? I told him that I stayed in London for 2 years and in SA for 1 year. He then reiterated "It doesn't matter.Do you have an international passport or not??? As far as I remember.you don't have to have brains to be a boss.any a--hole could do..!!!!


Number: 254 Submitted on: 2010-03-03
I don't like my boss either.


Number: 253 Submitted on: 2010-02-22
Boss lies to the manager about when projects will be completed, then yells at us for not doing them ontime. If deadline has not come up yet, how can we be late? Then boss hides out in the field all day, while we are forced to meet accelerated deadlines. What an a-hole.


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