the son of a bitch is trying to take my job to give to his girl freinds 19 year old neice !! pussy whipped ??? make me sick i have house and car payments !!the useless whimp !
"processes are important...blah, blah, blah...programmer doesn't understand plain English...blah, blah, blah...he needs scopes and stuff...yadda, yadda, yadda...you're the only one here who isn't silly."
Me: Hello? Boss: Why did you let the people from customer service just sit around for an hr doing nothing?! Why didn't you call me?! Me: I don't work on Tuesdays. Boss: Oh ok