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Number: 49 Submitted on: 2009-12-02
mid america apartment communities corp would fire me for posting their name on this board.


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Number: 48 Submitted on: 2009-12-02
I'm a nice boss. They exist. It's my employees who are taking advantage!! Although i do earn more than them... like a lot, so who should feel guilty?


Number: 46 Submitted on: 2009-12-02
the son of a bitch is trying to take my job to give to his girl freinds 19 year old neice !! pussy whipped ??? make me sick i have house and car payments !!the useless whimp !


Number: 45 Submitted on: 2009-12-02
Being a boss myself, it's amazing all of the complaints you people have! Like yourselves, bosses are human too. We make mistakes.


Number: 44 Submitted on: 2009-12-01
"processes are important...blah, blah, blah...programmer doesn't understand plain English...blah, blah, blah...he needs scopes and stuff...yadda, yadda, yadda...you're the only one here who isn't silly."

At least that's what I heard.


Number: 43 Submitted on: 2009-12-01
Honestly, if there IS a glass ceiling, I want women working on the floor above me.


Number: 42 Submitted on: 2009-12-01
On the phone...

Me: Hello?
Boss: Why did you let the people from customer service just sit around for an hr doing nothing?! Why didn't you call me?!
Me: I don't work on Tuesdays.
Boss: Oh ok


Number: 41 Submitted on: 2009-11-30
I mean, come on. What exactly is a disco stick?


Number: 40 Submitted on: 2009-11-30
New corporate policy: "all edit reviews will have a three drink minimum"


Number: 39 Submitted on: 2009-11-30
I love it when you know more than your Boss!


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