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Number: 38 Submitted on: 2009-11-29
so im sitting in my office, thinking of what to do. i need to make some money, being the boss is pretty tough, having only yourself to work for you is also tough.
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Number: 37 Submitted on: 2009-11-28
"They had me to type some things in the black window with the white text, but that didn't fix the problem. We need to get someone in here who knows what to type in the black window."
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Number: 36 Submitted on: 2009-11-27
so I was at work yesterday taking a shit at the bathroom stall. Suddenly a man comes in and starts singing lady gagas new song as loudly as possible. When im done i finally get out and it was my boss...he thought he was alone all this time...we exchanged extremely awkward glares as I excused myself.
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Number: 35 Submitted on: 2009-11-26
Boss: He is the leader Transformer dude that defends Earth from the Decepticons.
Me: I know who Optimus Prime is is the the leader of the Autobots.
Boss: Oh
Me: I know who Optimus Prime is is the the leader of the Autobots.
Boss: Oh
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Number: 34 Submitted on: 2009-11-25
we were at a company picnic and we managed to get our boss drunk. he goes to take a piss on a tree but was drunk so he was fumbling for his penis. our coworker proceeded to put a hot dog in his hand and he peed in his pants. the hilarious part was when he was done and his "penis" fell on the floor
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Number: 33 Submitted on: 2009-11-25
*boss walks in on me on twitter* "o man! you tweet also!? lets follow each other!"
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Number: 32 Submitted on: 2009-11-25
"What was that oriental girl's name? Jin? Jen? Jun? Aww it all sounds the same to me."
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Number: 29 Submitted on: 2009-11-24
my boss, whose my moms age, is so perky, she makes me look old....
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Number: 26 Submitted on: 2009-11-23
one day, I was forecasting potential things that can go wrong with a project of ours. My boss turned to me and said.. "If you were any more negative, you'd be a fraction."
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Number: 25 Submitted on: 2009-11-23
"Dave, there's an.. effluvia.... in the closet. Can you take care of that... effluvia?"
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