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Number: 146 Submitted on: 2009-12-28
Boss:What happened with this order?
Me: It came in at 21:00 last night (Sunday).
Boss: Well, it has to be picked this morning! Why can't you get these in on time?
Me: It came in at 21:00 last night. It's 7am. I came in just now and put the order in first thing.
Boss: Your damn excuses are killing me


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Number: 145 Submitted on: 2009-12-24
At weekley dept mtg. Boss asks if anyone has something they'd like to share. Employee says I just bought first home! Boss reprimands her for talking personal business. Guess he was jealous she bought a house before him.


Number: 144 Submitted on: 2009-12-24
Used to work for 2 guys that were "Born Again". Singing Hymns/praying/quoting bible. They were done for fraud due to not paying dealership for vehicles to be leased. Bank started repo'ing cars thinking it was the end user not paying. Funder had to pay dealers and took back paper!


Number: 143 Submitted on: 2009-12-24
My boss makes excusses for cars not getting fixed,when in reality it is because he doesnt have the money to pay for the parts to fix them. oh and our pay checks either bounce if deposited or you can't cash them at his bank regularly. I was never so glad to leave a job. sorry for the customers



Number: 142 Submitted on: 2009-12-24
No, I don't want to hear about you getting a bikini wax. (My eyes, my eyes! Erase, erase, erase.)


Number: 141 Submitted on: 2009-12-23
I had a boss who 36 yr old son was injail he left behind a 19 yr old girlfriend that he regulary loaned out to his friends.He got my boss to give her a job,she was sleeping w/his black friend got prego my boss yelled in front of evyone go have your nigger baby, i told the blk hr lady nothing happ


Number: 140 Submitted on: 2009-12-22
My boss told me I didn't work hard enough. Then he said the whole department thought I didn't work hard enough. Later xferred to new supervisor and boss says "Maybe now the work can be more evenly distributed"...well,if I'm not working hard enough, why does the work need redistributing?????


Number: 139 Submitted on: 2009-12-21
When I got hired, my boss told me he would temproarily start me off making two dollars an hour less than what I had asked. This was only for two-week training. After those two weeks he calls a meeting about some changes happening. One of those changes was that nobody would get a pay increase.


Number: 138 Submitted on: 2009-12-21
My boss thinks it's hilarious to say racist jokes about blacks and hispanics. He also sees nothing wrong with slapping his 13 year old stepdaughters butt and say it is "kinda big" in front of people. He also comes in to work talking about her panties showing as she sits down.


Number: 137 Submitted on: 2009-12-20
My boss lied and said she was the only one in and could not pick up a customer ...when the boss from the dealership drove the customer over personally..she ran in the back and hid in the garage...they stopped sending us customers and he blamed it on me, said i had attitude on the phone. NICE


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