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Number: 136 Submitted on: 2009-12-20
one of my bosses said something so bad I had to go to the feds. but only because he is such a goober to actually talk down the one guy doing all the work! he is a lazy halfass who only does the easy paperwork- so many things don't get done only management can do the workers get fired if we do it.


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Number: 135 Submitted on: 2009-12-20
I asked what i could do to raise my chances of getting promoted. "you gotta fuck the right people" he said as he unbuttoned his pants.I have no shame. 5 minutes later(yes only 5 minutes)he said we could work something out.
I am a male.i that was 2 years ago
and i never got a raise


Number: 134 Submitted on: 2009-12-19
I used to work for Thomas Dunnion, attorney, Monterey Bay, California. He asked me to forge our clients names on insurance drafts (checks). When I refused, he fired me.


Number: 133 Submitted on: 2009-12-19
I worked for a very big Beverly Hills attorney. When I refused to forge his wive's name on their joint tax return, he fired me. I think he's dead. His name was H. Bradley Jones.


Number: 132 Submitted on: 2009-12-18
After two people left our company in one week due to the bosses psycho best friend whom he had working for him the guy went all psycho on me too. For no reason he flipped out and he called me the worst names imaginable. I managed to record it even on my dictophone, but the next day my boss fired me!


Number: 131 Submitted on: 2009-12-18
to get into the data center you had to punch a keycode. The boss got rid of it and said all people have to submit 24 hours before to get in. He was showing people around and wanted to get in. They refused thinking it was a test. The numnut wanted to fire all the data center people.


Number: 130 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
My boss mailed a generic birthday card to me. It said "Happy Birthday, Greg!" with the word "Greg" crossed out and my name penned in above it. Greg was fired last month.


Number: 129 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
I called in sick 10 hours before I was supposed to be at work the next day. I was throwing up and was doing the two-step (two steps from the pot, two steps back). They said fine, no problem. Reported to work the next morning and was told I needed a doctor's note for yesterday or be suspended.


Number: 128 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
My boss set up a $3000 FSA plan. I used all of it in January to get new hearing aids in order to keep my job (just prior to that: "fix your problem or else"). Later my boss asked "Why did you overdraw your account? You shouldn't have done that." Uh, FSA admin and IRS say I can. It's paid off now.


Number: 127 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
I have Psoriasis which makes my skin flake uncontrollably and I can't always keep up with it. One day my skin flakes were on a company car seat. My boss proceeded to call me in immediately ( I was 60 miles away ), then ridicule me in front of evryone and order me to take the car and have it vacuumed


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