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Number: 126 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
My Boss gave me my Christmas bonus today with my paycheck. And oh BTW him and my wife of 3 years are having an affair. Merry X-Mas though
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Number: 120 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
We had a layoff and they laid off HR’s assistant. Well the head of HR is so disorganized. Every quarter I have to get a listing of all employees and compare it to who has computer accounts. The last one she gave me showed everyone’s salary and social security number. She caught the mistake a month later. So my boss said he will do the list and
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Number: 118 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
My Boss beats foriegn workers emotionally and physically then fires them, he farts and burps in meetings and you have to smell his shit, he writes you up for sick days, Breaks numerous laws everyday, gives out private employee information uses threats and intimidation to make people do illegal stuf
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Number: 117 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
Boss: "WTF are you following the blueprint for!?"
Me: "uhh?"
Boss: "ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? WHY ARE YOU USING THE BLUEPRINT?"
Me: So if I'm not suppose to use it, why did you give it to me?"
Boss: "Fuck you're stupid." As he walks away.
Me: "uhh?"
Boss: "ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? WHY ARE YOU USING THE BLUEPRINT?"
Me: So if I'm not suppose to use it, why did you give it to me?"
Boss: "Fuck you're stupid." As he walks away.
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Number: 116 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
Boss walks by my desk and sees a Diet Coke can and says: I wish I could afford to drink Coke...he was serious.
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Number: 115 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
My boss asked me to answer his phone, and tell the caller he wasn't in that day. (unless they insisted on speaking to him)
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Number: 114 Submitted on: 2009-12-17
My ex-boss said "I worked too hard for the amount of money I made." ?
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Number: 113 Submitted on: 2009-12-16
Everytime I close the store with my boss something happens - he forgets how to close out, locks his keys in his office. What gets me is this ITS HIS DAMNED STORE!!!!
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Number: 112 Submitted on: 2009-12-16
I worked for a guy for all of three days. One afternoon he said "If I catch anyone messing with my stuff, they’re fired. If I catch anyone hitting on my wife I'll shoot em. I have a gun in the filing cabinet over there.” (I got along really well with his wife who worked there.) I quit the next day.
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Number: 111 Submitted on: 2009-12-16
I have a boss that prefaces most requests with "this shouldn't take too long" or "I have a couple of small changes that should be pretty quick." The problem is my boss knows nothing about coding. Just because you SAY it shouldn't take long does not make it reality.
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