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Number: 99 Submitted on: 2009-12-15
Boss: Why arent these orders entered yet?
Employee: Ive got a heavy workload, my work gets done in the order it was received.
Boss: I expect them to be done immediately.
Employee: So what about my other work?
Boss: Well, I expect that to be done immediately as well.
Employee: ...



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Number: 98 Submitted on: 2009-12-15
Never devulge any information your new boss doesn't know.
When they know enough about the operation they can dump you.When it comes right down to it there is no more company loyalty that's history. Remember no matter how good an employee you are your expendable.Unless you know more then the boss.


Number: 97 Submitted on: 2009-12-15
so one day my old boss hires a new chef who is korean his first day on the job old boss goes "hey its ching chang chong" needles to say that was his last day there went through seven chefs that very week I dont know if its her or them.


Number: 96 Submitted on: 2009-12-15
Employee:This Collete is damaged, see the chipped grove
Boss:What the fuck did you do that for?
Employee:I didn't fuck it up, I just pulled it off the shelf, why do you always blame me for damaged shit?
Boss:Loose your attitude and start sweeping the shop floor
Employee:Fuck that
Boss:Write up time


Number: 95 Submitted on: 2009-12-15
I worked for a company, I was servilely mistreated, yelled at for 'screw ups' on jobs that I hadn't even touched. When ever I pointed out a problem or damaged machine or part and I was reprimanded for it. I would be the only one working in the department while everyone else stood and chatted.


Number: 94 Submitted on: 2009-12-15
I was given an 'opportunity' to be program director of a homeless shelter for women-AFTER my boss had embezzled all the funding. Undaunted, I set up a support network for medical, mental health, lunches and transport. Everyone was ecstatic about how well it was going, told my boss so.
She fired me.


Number: 93 Submitted on: 2009-12-15
My boss is a crook that under pays me. But he's a sincere crook that under pays me. I guess that doesn't make up for almost being homeless because of him, but it helps. Is that wrong?


Number: 92 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
Me: Running dept soley at level well beyond my position for 6 months. Kudo's from President, flowers even. Apply for promo.
New Boss: I have to interview you. In interview, "its obvious you don't know what your doing!" WTF
Performace Review: Needs to take on more responsibilty to move up. WTF?


Number: 91 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
After repeated break-ins on the ladies room tampon machine (for the quarters) My boss decided that it made more sense to put the tampon machine in the front of the office, rather than spend the money to install a keycard reader on the bathroom door. And could not understand why the gals objected.


Number: 90 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
Boss: Heard a rumour that you have left your husband
Me: 8 months ago
Boss: You should have told me
Me: Thanks, but keeping my head down/results up kind of got me through it. My performance was OK right.
Boss: Oh Yes!
Boss at review: Your pers life has affected your performance, no bonus


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