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Number: 89 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
I have the coolest boss(es) who texted me happy birthday on my day off!
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Number: 88 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
I used to turn up to a 9am sales meeting at my boss's "home office" to find him clad in only a dressing gown munching on toast and coffee, then get roasted about professionalism when promoting the company. I quit not long after.
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Number: 87 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
My boss has an unspoken competition with another guy in the office. Each time the other guy gets a newer, bigger car, boss has to one-up him. He made us all go down and look at his new, beefy SUV and proudly proclaimed, "It's like an SUV on hemorrhoids!"
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Number: 86 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
My boss had an email stuck in his Outbox because he hadn't typed in the email address correctly. He called me, ranting, "YOU BROKE THE INTERNET!"
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Number: 85 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
Boss: "What the hell did you do to my computer? I'm entering my password, but all it's giving me is seven asterisks!"
Me: "Oh, don't worry. I changed your password to seven asterisks."
Boss: "Oh! Okay, thanks." (keeps trying...)
Me: "Oh, don't worry. I changed your password to seven asterisks."
Boss: "Oh! Okay, thanks." (keeps trying...)
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Number: 84 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
My boss told me that my time was his from 8 to 5 with no bathroom breaks during working hours,only at lunch.I was told to"train my bowel",and only defecate before,or after work
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Number: 83 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
My boss emailed me to tell me his email wasn't working.
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Number: 82 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
My boss says that we "depend on him too much ..."
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Number: 81 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
I leave new boss my home number on voicemail out due to illness. He calls me on a Sunday morning after finding said number in his pants pockets. Thought he got the number at a bar previous night. When he realized his error, he couldn't look me in the eyes again. Treated me like shit after that.
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Number: 80 Submitted on: 2009-12-14
reading all the posts here. I wish I had a boss to complain about. Anyone know who is hiring for clerical admin asst. lol
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