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Number: 66 Submitted on: 2009-12-09
Gracefully I no longer have a boss! But once upon a time I did. He screamed at the top of his lungs to me and all of my crew "Azstrel is going to have a F&*$in yacht someday!" LOL he was into hyping us up!..we were a sales team.
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Number: 65 Submitted on: 2009-12-08
Boss: I like to lay people off every few months. It keeps the rest of the slaves on their toes.
Me: So your parents pretty much raised a walking, talking, pile of pig s**t ?
Boss: Wha,wha, what ?
Me: I quit and I will be waiting for you in the parking lot where I am going to kick y
Me: So your parents pretty much raised a walking, talking, pile of pig s**t ?
Boss: Wha,wha, what ?
Me: I quit and I will be waiting for you in the parking lot where I am going to kick y
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Number: 61 Submitted on: 2009-12-08
Phone rings;
Me; Hello ?
Boss; Hi,How many sales have you made today ? We have already done 4 here !
Me; None as yet.
Boss; Wha ? Why not?
Me; Cos I just go out of bed and gonna take a shower
Boss WTF ?
Me; YOU are in Spain,I am in Florida, 6 hr time lag
Me; Hello ?
Boss; Hi,How many sales have you made today ? We have already done 4 here !
Me; None as yet.
Boss; Wha ? Why not?
Me; Cos I just go out of bed and gonna take a shower
Boss WTF ?
Me; YOU are in Spain,I am in Florida, 6 hr time lag
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Number: 59 Submitted on: 2009-12-08
Boss: I've got to show a power point in a few minutes! The projector does not work!
Me: It is unpluged.
Boss: How did that happen?
Me: When you moved the conference table you disconnected it.
Boss: ##!!, !%#
ME: observe; his boss watching from around corner)
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Me: It is unpluged.
Boss: How did that happen?
Me: When you moved the conference table you disconnected it.
Boss: ##!!, !%#
ME: observe; his boss watching from around corner)
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Number: 58 Submitted on: 2009-12-07
My boss is a self-promoting, duplicitous asshole.
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Number: 57 Submitted on: 2009-12-07
My boss is the shitz nitz. She's so understanding - I can go to work almost any time I want. She's funny and easy to get along with yet efficient when need be. Oh yea, did I mention that I work for myself? LOL
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Number: 56 Submitted on: 2009-12-07
Number: 55 Submitted on: 2009-12-07
My boss is defrauding the government and we have to keep quiet or we lose our jobs!
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Number: 51 Submitted on: 2009-12-06
Boss: Whatcha doin'?
Me, on the way to breakroom in the AM: Nothin. (said with a smile)
Boss: What are you doing up here?
Me: Bathroom.
Boss (said as he walks away): You just got here!
** I can only take a sh*t at certain times now? WTF?! **
Me, on the way to breakroom in the AM: Nothin. (said with a smile)
Boss: What are you doing up here?
Me: Bathroom.
Boss (said as he walks away): You just got here!
** I can only take a sh*t at certain times now? WTF?! **
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Number: 50 Submitted on: 2009-12-06
Boss: 10:10! The clocks must have stopped!
Coworker: It IS 10:10.
Boss: oh, well the seconds hand isn't moving. I thought maybe there was a power outage
Coworker: Wall clocks run on batteries.
Coworker: It IS 10:10.
Boss: oh, well the seconds hand isn't moving. I thought maybe there was a power outage
Coworker: Wall clocks run on batteries.
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